{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-nurse-phist-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Nurse Phist - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNURSE PHIST - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is your chance to own an original Rick Melton painting which will likely increase in value in the coming years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRick Melton has once again been slung off Facebook, but he’s just painted something respectable (for him!) and unfortunately he wants you all to see it. Nurse Phist’s rigorous remedies are legendary at Dark Side Towers, and newbie employee Danny Dessprit is enjoying his first consultation after he foolishly sampled one of Suzi’s Turd Lake Turtle Tartlets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“G..G..Good Lord” gibbered young Danny as he staggered tearfully from the sick bay “I thought stomach pumps were supposed to be inserted into your mouth!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Nurse Phist' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42449032544374,"sku":"WSH041493ORIG","price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/NURSEPHIST.jpg?v=1754553914","url":"https:\/\/wildstirheirts.com\/products\/rick-melton-original-artwork-nurse-phist-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","provider":"Wild Star Hearts ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}