{"title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-princess-leia-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Piranha 1995 - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePiranha 1995 - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\":320\" class=\"ii gt\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\":31z\" class=\"a3s aiL\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere’s Piranha, the first of 3 Retro Gold covers I did whilst on holiday in Turkey. Smuggling these suckers through Turkish customs can be a bit iffy as there’s every chance they’ll roll ‘em up and stick ‘em where the sun don’t shine. Fortunately, they couldn’t force them past the 2 Suzi magazines they shoved up there when I arrived! Talking of Suzi, both the Dark Side and Wild Star Hearts have already sold over half their Cream Of Suzi books (hardly surprising, as some U.S, and German entrepreneurs are buying 20 at a time!) so if you want to get your hands on the biggest, best and easily the filthiest tome I’ve ever created, grab one quick!   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\":32b\" class=\"hq gt\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Piranha 1995' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281926557814,"sku":"","price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/PIRANHA_1995.jpg?v=1762257718"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-banker-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork-copy","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - The Bat - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Bat - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003eThe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003enext 10 jobs on by books are all smutty ones, so ‘\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003eThe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003eBat\u003c\/span\u003e’ will be\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ethe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003elast new painting I can show you for\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ea\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewhile. Of course, I could censor all\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ethe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003enew stuff, but Facebook apparently finds stars offensive too, so it’s best just to shove all\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ethe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efilth into my Dark Side column and offend everybody there! Looking forward to seeing you all at Nasty Fest next week! I’m down to my last dozen Cream Of Suzi’s (unless I can beat some more out of Brycie) so if you want\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ea\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epersonalized copy (and you probably don’t!) this might be your last chance to grab one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Banker' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281926656118,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/THE_BAT_1.jpg?v=1759233473"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-wolfman-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - WolfMan - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWolf Man - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen I was a kid all I wanted to do was paint Aurora Monster Model Box covers like James Bama did. It took 45 years before I got around to painting anything, and as soon as I did I was told Photoshop was all the rage and nobody wanted old fashioned oil paintings! I bought Photoshop, but fortunately I was too dumb to learn how to use it! Still, that's turned fine, because now that ai has snaffled all the illustration jobs I can relax and paint stuff I like!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Wolf Man' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281931997302,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/THE_WOLF_MAN_1941_1.jpg?v=1744627668"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-snow-wolf-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Snow Wolf - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSnow Wolf - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen I was a kid all I wanted to do was paint Aurora Monster Model Box covers like James Bama did. It took 45 years before I got around to painting anything, and as soon as I did I was told Photoshop was all the rage and nobody wanted old fashioned oil paintings! I bought Photoshop, but fortunately I was too dumb to learn how to use it! Still, that's turned fine, because now that ai has snaffled all the illustration jobs I can relax and paint stuff I like!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Snow Wolf' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42281933799542,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/SNOW_WOLF.jpg?v=1744627859"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-ice-sharks-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Ice Sharks - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Banker - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  The photo shoot for Ice Sharks was a blast; talk about jumping the shark! Sadly, Brycie is still trying to drag his quad bike out of Turd Lake but don’t worry, those sharks are real sissies. In fact, the only reason they’re in Turd Lake is because the ducks in the moat kept slapping them silly and pinching their prawns!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Ice Sharks' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42291004538998,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/ICE_SHARKS_66eebaef-087e-48cb-a5bb-09324860f98e.jpg?v=1749552968"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-women-in-cell-block-7-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Women in Cell Block 7 - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWomen in Cell Block 7 - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSUZI SAYS: Yep, that’s me in the background having my panties pulled down by a prison guard. 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Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42291015843958,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/WOMEN_IN_CELL_BLOCK_7.jpg?v=1749553056"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-shark-side-of-the-moon-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Shark Side of the Moon - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShark Side of the Moon - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSUZI SAYS: Shark Side Of The Moon shows me about to be gang-banged by a pack of horny shark men! Actually, these guys didn’t have a clue, probably because sex to them is whacking off upstream of their dates! Still, it was nice to finish a monster porn shoot without claw marks all over my bum, although I sure as flip needed a shower!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Shark Side of the Moon' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42291029016694,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/SHARK_SIDE_OF_THE_MOON.jpg?v=1749553215"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-slaughter-hotel-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Slaughter Hotel - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlaughter Hotel- Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSUZI SAYS: Uncle Rick had to make a special effort with Slaughter Hotel because he mucked up White Cannibal Queen (which is a stupid movie anyway, ALL the flipping cannibals in it are white!) and needed to do a good one. Fortunately, he upped his game and Retro Gold didn’t fire his sorry butt. This came as a big relief because Mr Bucket (from Fuzz Bucket Pictures) had just sacked me for sloppy work practices after Big Mongo slipped on a dollop of lube and broke his bottom.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eTalk about a bum rap!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOh well, I’m sure we’ll find out who the real slap-happy skank is at the tribunal. The only time I ever needed lube was when my bicycle saddle got pinched and I had to ride home sitting on the shaft!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThieving bloody teachers. Why can’t they just have a sniff like everyone else?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Slaughter Hotel' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). 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Nurse Phist’s rigorous remedies are legendary at Dark Side Towers, and newbie employee Danny Dessprit is enjoying his first consultation after he foolishly sampled one of Suzi’s Turd Lake Turtle Tartlets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“G..G..Good Lord” gibbered young Danny as he staggered tearfully from the sick bay “I thought stomach pumps were supposed to be inserted into your mouth!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Nurse Phist' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42449032544374,"sku":"WSH041493ORIG","price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/NURSEPHIST.jpg?v=1754553914"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-dressed-to-kill-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork-copy","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Dressed to Kill - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDressed to Kill - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is your chance to own an original Rick Melton painting which will likely increase in value in the coming years.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments:  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThe biggest problem with rendering brutal murder scenes in movies, is that the victims rarely stay still long enough for me to paint ‘em, Sadly, Dressed To Kill is no exception with a totally inconsiderate Angie Dickinson thrashing about like a loony and howling her arse off. Of course, I could have traced a bunch of film stills and done one of those nice montage type covers, but the Dark Side magazine wanted swift and blinding violence so I had to bribe my wife into posing for it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBloody Brycie, he pays me XXXX all for these covers and now I’ve got to go on a XXXXing tour of the Emmerdale set!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Dressed to Kill' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you must ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42539951587446,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/DRESSEDTOKILL.jpg?v=1757411495"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-sleepaway-camp-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork-copy","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Sleepaway Camp - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSleepaway Camp - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ii gt\" id=\":320\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a3s aiL\" id=\":31z\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eThis blu ray cover boasts that rarest of rarities, a Rick Melton oil painting that features a woman with a small arse!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eOf course, those of you who’ve seen Sleepaway Camp will realize why I had to restrain myself and render a diminished bottom for this assignment. I just hope you appreciate it, because I had to scrape off a real juicy one after the distributor sat me down and made me watch the actual film!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hq gt\" id=\":32b\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Sleepaway Camp' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42727437697142,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/SLEEPAWAY_CAMP.jpg?v=1762257996"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-jason-and-louise-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork-copy","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Jason and Louise - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJason and Louise - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ii gt\" id=\":320\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a3s aiL\" id=\":31z\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eHere’s a Dark Side cover submission featuring Simon Hooper’s beautiful wife Louise. I work alongside Simon at Dark Side Towers and have illustrated several of his excellent features. Coincidentally, we both married girls who are blessed in the...um...blouse bunny department. Then again, maybe it’s not such a coincidence. We both obviously need soft and cosy things to blub between after opening our pay cheques!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hq gt\" id=\":32b\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Jason and Louise' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42771649888374,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/JASON_LOUISE.jpg?v=1763467626"},{"product_id":"rick-melton-original-artwork-mega-piranha-high-quality-certified-authentic-original-artwork","title":"Rick Melton Original Artwork - Mega Piranha - High Quality Certified Authentic Original Artwork","description":"\u003ch1 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMega Piranha - Original Rick Melton Oil Painting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRick's Comments: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ii gt\" id=\":320\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"a3s aiL\" id=\":31z\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eBad, bad movie, but hey, even the worst killer fish movies are fun to paint, and Mega-Piranha was a blast! I look forward to seeing the t-shirt design Wild Star Hearts come up with for this one. As I’ve been lumbered with painting mostly porn posters for the past three months, it’s a relief just to create something they can stick on a t-shirt!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"yj6qo\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"adL\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"hq gt\" id=\":32b\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'Mega Piranha' has been rendered on heavy, canvas textured oil paper and measures 16 1\/2\" X 11 3\/4\" (29.7 X 42 cm). It comes with a signed Certificate Of Authenticity and is posted, fully insured in a stout tube.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note: These items will be sent via courier, therefore you msut ensure that you leave a working telephone number at checkout. Furthermore, if you refuse the delivery or do not collect the item and it returned to us, we will take off any of our costs before refunding you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rick Melton","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42827285921910,"sku":null,"price":550.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/files\/MEGA-PIRANHA.jpg?v=1764940662"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1104\/5742\/collections\/PRINCESSLEIA.jpg?v=1749200251","url":"https:\/\/wildstirheirts.com\/en-au\/collections\/rick-melton-original-artwork.oembed?page=2","provider":"Wild Star Hearts ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}